Little Bombs: Archive

Jan 1st

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Dec 30th

please leave me alone.

please. you’re married and i’m not about to add homewrecker to my list of accomplishments. i’m leaving saturday!!

Dec 30th

Watch

(via Google Video) spends four hours of your life watching zeitgeist. and then lets chat.

Dec 30th

YAY i have two days off! yayayayay!

frack yes! i have been out of school for two weeks and have had at grand total of 6 days off work, this is not including christmas.. (which was work) except like half of my first week was spent running around taking care of dad’s stuff while he went off and had a heart attack. TOMORROW IM STRESS FUCKING FREE

Dec 30th

Oh yay!! I knocked it into the running water where...

Lara Vs roach take 3 (so far this year haha) = win

Dec 29th

There is a roach on the fucking shower curtain

I managed to get the water on but now I have to get it off….. Problem is… I’m hysterical it’s this gigantic roach I have to get rid of and I Cant fucking do it. Fuck fuck fuck.

Dec 29th

I am gonna be a sucker for infomericals

Dec 29th

Hi. I unloaded an 18-wheeler truck today.

Dec 28th

life is bland

Dec 28th

god. getting up at 10 am is like sleeping in. wtf...

Dec 27th

basically

my new friend insists that i could fit in his pocket and keeps asking me to just get in it. haha its quite a compelling suggestion, i could just crawl in and stop having to worry about anything. i wish i had a better bed, or an actual christmas break or something. i just want to sleep!

Dec 27th

“Some people pass through your life and you never think about them again. Some...”

– The Wonder Years (via littlemiss)

Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

God I think 'it's a wonderful life' is like the...

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

They won’t move him outta critical? Why not?

Dec 21st

MY DAD IS IN THE HOSPITAL

i HATE THIS

Dec 21st

oh aand to actually write things on my blog thing...

i got hit in the head with a very heavy door today. on the left ear and right knee, like BAM! and lauren saw (tried not to laugh, did a pretty good job) it was like a… “oh shit what the fuck just happened and why are my eyes watering kinda thing” LUCKILY i had just clocked out and was done for the day otherwise i probably would’ve given up and started crying for a minute....

Dec 20th

I've Perfected the Art of a Nonsense Fight.

i’m okay with losing friends over one. is that utterly strange? i realized the other day that i can always recognize someone’s face and almost always figure out their name, even when i haven’t seen them in 6 years, as proven by last night. (but only if they were ever kinda important) which means i don’t forget anyone. ever. and.sometimes.i.wish.i.could. the end.

Dec 20th

THE NYLON WINTER MUSIC LIST - FREE ON iTUNES -... →

nylon is giving away some free tunes so GO get em!

Dec 20th

Poor stupid girls.

Her: you either fall in love and love them forever or you never really loved them at all.
ME: oh, that's your bull shit, chick flick movie, chocolate eating, notebook watching, online dating, sex and the city, he's just not that into you bull shit side saying nonsense quotes that some chain email told you that if you didn't send it to 25 people and spin in a circle 12 times and count the number of freckles on your arm and divide it by 3.14 while thinking about your perfect man then you'll never get married.
Her: no, it says..
ME: No no no no no. It's such bull shit. Ok. You fall in love with someone and sometimes people change and they're not the person you fell in love with and it's ok that you don't love them anymore. You fell in love with a guy and he was awesome but 2 years later you caught him cheating. You didn't fall in love with him as a cheater, did you? No, you fell in love with him as the awesome guy. He changed. He's not that guy anymore. It's ok to not love him. 
Her: ....
ME: It's like the lemon law. Everything ran great on the car when you left the lot. You didn't know the transmission was going bad and someone had illegally changed the mileage on the car. You didn't know it was once used for drug runs to Canada. YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEN. You find out 2 years later and you take the fucking car back and get your money.
Her: ....
ME: Aha! See? I'm right! Sex and the City didn't tell you that. I DID, without any chocolate in my system and never have been Notebook'ed. You tell Taylor Swift to put that in a song, maybe people will get it.

Dec 16th

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Dec 9th

I'm Obsessed.

with my rings, i got some new ones, they are epic. also, i need nail polish. like good nail polish. i’m tired of this pink, i do like BLOWING peoples minds, cause they are like, “wait? are you a girl?” which is bullshit, cause i totally am. i just have no reason to get dressed up. however, a very nice reason presented itself to me today. i like to get dressed up (kinda) for...

Dec 8th