January 2009
31 posts
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
– Charlie Brown (via kari-shma)
Final Fantasy XIII | Square Enix Europe →
so much for no distractions
my thinking is distracting me from my paper, but its okay, i’m posting this from my dashboard, so i’m not distracting myself with the internet. i’m never going to finish this thing.
i tried to sleep, but my brain was whirring so much i couldn’t. now i’ll be up all night. =(
i've procrastinated for 7 hours
wtf?????
“An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is...”
– G. K. Chesterton (via kari-shma)
Music Catch | Armor Games →
haha my sister
Anywho, speaking of trouble w/ a capital ‘T’… I got my phone taken. Yes, yes I know. I am always doing something bad/wrong, lol, but this time it wasn’t something I like… well, yes… trouble is trouble. ANYWHO, jeesz I blabber… I got my phone taken (I just noticed I typed that already), but not only did they take my phone… I owe 300dollars :) I went...
my crazy friends
so i wrecked my mom's mercedes by driving it through a fence. you can now proceed to say goodbye to me because i think i am grounded for life.
ME: haha
her: hey i didn't laugh at you when you almost died of alcohol poisoning.
ME: sorry it really makes me realize that my problems are tiny, and i don't know how you did that. were you drunk?
This is surreal.
Cases
So can I talk to your expert on cases?
Me: I'm actually pretty knowledgable about them.... (cause they're so fking hard. Idiot)
started off about imaginary friends
hey do u have any names if u keep shuttin mine down?
1: 17amLara
bob
hahaha
michealbob
1: 18amEric
and u said mine were bad
1: 19amLara
haha, that's the name of the beer in my fridge.
my cousin gave it to me
so nice
ummm... is it a girl or a boy
1: 19amEric
why not both
1: 19amLara
me having a boy imaginary friend would be a little weird
eewwwwww
then it would be a snail
or i would be interested in an asexual thing
adn then i would be the antichrist
1: 21amEric
well we wouldnt want that now would we
1: 21amLara
nah
1: 22amEric
i guess if u have to have a girl u can be friends with shanikwa the crime fighting half robot half puerto rican super model
1: 22amLara
HAHAHAHA
you just got on my quote wall
1: 23amEric
yay fo me
1: 24amLara
oh and you're there
congrats
1: 24amEric
im honored haha
1: 25amLara
this is a highly esteemed honor not given to every
be proud
1: 26amEric
haha and on the top of the list too
1: 26amLara
i just add everyone ther
ee
1: 27amEric
oh well im still honored
1: 28amLara
i mean, its impressive
emmy complains about not being on there a lot
1: 29amEric
will she get mad if she sees i beat her out for this coveted spot
1: 29amLara
she might, she probably won't notice
so i take it you are not with those girls anymore
1: 30amEric
no i left about 15 minutes ago. i was really out of place so i snuck out
1: 30amLara
haha
very nice
1: 31amEric
i spent and hour planning my escape but someone was blocking the door
1: 32amLara
haha
was it a big?
hahahahaha
hahahah
i meant girl
hahahahahaha
1: 32amEric
no it was a super buff dude that looked pissed off
1: 33amLara
oh, well yea, then you did the right thing
i was thinking if it was a girl you could beckon them over with a withering look and then
BAM!
you moved them
1: 35amEric
i spent a little while looking into his eyes hoping i could turn him gay so i could leap over him and get to the door as he reached out for me and would then be free
“Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be...”
– Maya Angelou (via lickystickypicky) (via kari-shma)
Stay-At-Home Dad Workout →
capucha:
fatmanatee:
From Collegehumor.
I’d normally put this on the Video Recap, but this is the funniest and most adorable video I’ve seen this year. It needs space.
Fantastic :-D
broke down and got a twitter
man… what do i need all these social networking sites for seriously?
“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply...”
– Lao Tzu (via reluctantbuddha) (via kari-shma)
got from igor, very true
Sick of it
I don’t expect anyone in my target audience to read this…however, maybe some intellectual will pick it up and agree with it, if nothing more than just to be assured that you are not the only sane person left. So, let’s get started: What’s up with these girls wearing Ugg boots, leggings and Nike shorts? Let’s start from the bottom up… The Boots:...
letter
Dear Mom and Stuart
Just imagine we’re having one of those conferences, you know the ones were you guys are sitting in your rocking chairs and I’m sitting on the stool, and we’re talking about whatever I had recently done to get into trouble, well the same thing is going on here, you’re just twelve hours away so we’re not in the same room, (and I can actually say what I want...
Trouble
so, i haven’t been quite as you know good this past semester as i had been in high school, and the story is rather scary but i consumed enough alcohol to almost put me into the hospital one night in december. i had like 5 RAs and 2 House directors and a campus police officer helping me out and i ended up with an alcohol violation but not in the hospital. This meant i had to write a letter...
sometimes i say really mean stuff about myself and its hard to tell myself to shut up, but i try.